Saturday, May 31, 2008
A New Reading Spot
Lift Off!

Thursday, May 29, 2008
Happy Flirteen...I Mean Thirteen
Her 9th birthday was celebrated at Aunt Joanna and Uncle Chris's house in New York. We went to Niagara Falls and even hauled gifts over to the Canadian side so she could open one at lunch. Joanna, remember when we almost got arrested for kidnapping since we were trying to take 9 kids across between the two of us (or was it 8?)...okay, not actually arrested but they were sure curious at the crossing station!
She had this gorgeous white-blonde hair that would make everyone stare and comment. She still has beautiful hair and still gets lots of comments!
This was her first lost tooth.
This is why we call her Goldilocks!
Wednesday, May 28, 2008
Card Maze
This is what I woke up to Sunday morning. My house had been taken over by card mazes. At least the boys were quiet while they were doing it and I actually got to sleep in a little!
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Sunday, May 25, 2008
Rubber Mulch
Surprise 60th Birthday Party

Here I am with my sister Shauna who lives in Washington.

Here's Shauna, my Grandma, my mom and me!
Tuesday morning we went to breakfast, then did some shopping before I had to get back on the airplane. Here we are with my nephew Brandon, my sister Michelle, Shauna, mom, me and Denise is taking the picture.
Us girls are having one last picture taken with Brandon who is leaving on a mission to Italy in three weeks. Good luck Brandon! You'll be an awesome missionary!A Very Long Dinner
On Friday night I went to the Melting Pot with my three friends and past co-horts in Primary. What is a co-hort anyway and how do you spell it? Anyway, we were celebrating my release (that sounds funny, huh?), my friend Dina's birthday (she's the President), and just basically having a lot of fun together. We left about 7:00 and I didn't get home until midnight!!! If you've eaten at a fondue place, you know it's a long process from first course to dessert...and what a yummy meal! I loved the cheese fondue, especially the swiss, loved the Caesar salad, liked the meats and of course, LOVED the chocolate fondue! We dipped marshmallows, brownies, bananas, strawberries, pound cake, rice krispy treats, and I can't remember what else! It was so delicious.
And here is a picture of the blueberry bush they gave me as a "going away" present. And that's after the flowers on Sunday! I was starting to feel a little uncomfortable...but I can't wait to get that blueberry bush in the ground and start eating off of it! :)
It actually came with several blueberries on it...until Tucker discovered them and ate them all!
Saturday, May 24, 2008
Happy Birthday To Courtney



Here are a few more of my favorites of her through the years.
Courtney is a monkey. When she was in gymnastics she was famous for being able to hold a head stand for a VERY long time!
She got a new haircut and is dying to get some pictures of that posted so I'll do that later on, but right now I need to go make an i-cake (an ipod shaped birthday cake! We'll see how it turns out!) Aargh! The underlining is back!Wednesday, May 21, 2008
A New Calling

Sunday, May 18, 2008
Doing My Visiting Teaching
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
Full Circle

And here are some pictures from Saturday. We were in the second row at the Shamu show, also known as the Soak Zone, and yes, we got soaked! But it was a hot day and it felt GOOD!

Sunday, May 11, 2008
The Change Commercial
This was one of my favorite "commercials" from Saturday Night Live and about the only thing I remember from my SNL days (thank goodness). The reason I think it is so funny is because I have become that commercial!
We have started an allowance for the kids. Here's the details:
Each child earns one dollar for every year that they have been on the earth. They get paid twice a month (on our pay days) and 10% goes to tithing, 10% to long-term savings. On every birthday they get a "raise" with another 10% going to savings, until their savings and tithing combined reaches 50% of their pay. Complicated? Not at all, when you compare it to what I do at the bank every two weeks!
Here's what I get from the teller:
23 Quarters
9 Dimes
2 Nickels
14 One dollar bills
They always look at me a little wierd but I just smile and say, "Five suckers with that please!" :)
So, you can see why I like this change commercial so much! If only my bank were called CitiWide.
Friday, May 9, 2008
In Honor of Mothers
Dad's Survivor Challenge
Here's how it works:
Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kids each for six weeks. Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance classes. There is no fast food. Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, and complete science projects, cook, do laundry, and pay a list of 'pretend' bills with not enough money.
In addition, each man will have to budget in money for groceries each week. Each man must remember the birthdays of all their friends and relatives, and send cards out on time. Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a dentist appointment and a haircut appointment. He must make one unscheduled and inconvenient visit per child to the Urgent Care. He must also make cookies or cupcakes for a social function.
Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house, planting flowers outside and keeping it presentable at all times. The men will only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all chores are done. The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, adorn himself with jewelry, wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes, keep fingernails polished and eyebrows groomed. During one of the six weeks, the men will have to endure severe abdominal cramps, back aches, and have extreme, unexplained mood swings but never once complain or slow down from other duties.
They must attend weekly school meetings, church, and find time at least once to spend the afternoon at the park or a similar setting. They will need to read a book and then pray with the children each night and in the morning, feed them, dress them, brush their teeth and comb their hair by 7:00 am. A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will be required to know all of the following information: each child's birthday, height, weight, shoe size, clothes size and doctor's name. Also the child's weight at birth, length, time of birth, and length of labor, each child's favorite color, middle name, favorite snack, favorite song, favorite drink, favorite toy, biggest fear and what they want to be when they grow up.
The kids vote the dad's off the island based on performance. The last man wins only if...he still has enough energy for some quiet time with his spouse at a moment's notice. If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over and over again for the next 18-25 years, eventually earning the right to be called Mother!







